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noob.quest: Dare to believe? I believe in noob.quest and we are already there.

if you ever want to switch to an akkoma instance register an account and i'll accept you if you're chill and swag...

don't expect me to put alt text on everything, i'll try but shit takes a while sometimes

https://retrospring.net/@noobhunter
@kirby i have gotten it to export on an account with less posts so maybe its failed at some point or its just slow as fuck for some reason
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@kirby its in my user settings so probably just exclusive to akkoma, works like shit tho
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i dont think ur finishing
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good chart
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@larsfrommars ask him what this means in public hell have no clue
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CHINESE CENTURY TAKEOVER 💹fiveish💹

won fortnite

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oh my fauci science, is that 2^8 followers and following... now that's so retro
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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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Adobe LiveMotion 1.0 (2000)

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@esm its configured to be directly on the main domain
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@esm thats exactly how i have them set up
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hey @esm how did you setup your srv records for xmpp? ive been trying to get 100% compliance on my server but direct tls never works on either the compliance tester or connect.xmpp.net
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yea i dont think im installing a matrix server anytime soon
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Friendly Reminder to #2FA users: Imagine your primary machine fails today. How will you restore your access to your online accounts?

You don’t. Always delete accounts

Thank you! #Backup

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re: most baffling fedi user bio ever seen
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@winter you could say that this is… only in ohio

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