just copped the fit

I Need to Smoke RN

NOW MATTOX IS EATING NET SPENDS ASS

JUST SEEN LIL NET SPEND PUMP HIS NIPPLES WITH A NIPPLE PUMPER

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maybe i should read the update instructions for once WAIT WHAT

Boy, oh boy. Where do I even begin...

LeBron, honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you just so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court and you're a great husband and father. Sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it was as if my heart got shattered into a million pieces. Yet, a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home.

Then alas, you did. My sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced!

2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from being down 3-1, and I couldn't believe it.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. Now, you're getting older. Yet, you are still the GOAT. My GOAT. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James.

tf2 fans are losers

in the future thisll be in every textbook