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noob.quest: Dare to believe? I believe in noob.quest and we are already there.

if you ever want to switch to an akkoma instance register an account and i'll accept you if you're chill and swag...

don't expect me to put alt text on everything, i'll try but shit takes a while sometimes

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And the blobcat says it’s a beautiful Fuck out there And the blobcat says GNU Social lives And the blobcat says it is a beautiful night out there in Fuck You live in Fuck and you are going to Shit

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forkwriters blues

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when a server and a server like each other very much…

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calling my fedi software linkin park

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the less syllables in a name the better, trust on this

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apparently there's discourse happening about fedi software or something now that hasn't gone away for 24 hours which is a bad sign but i refuse to learn anything else because i will not be made to care about things named Fishsmell and Carcrash

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@larsfrommars if software only has two syllables in its name don’t trust it

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@noob Just enlisted Master Chief, the greatest Spartan from Halo, to tackle the absurdity of Newport Mountain Dew Baja Blast cigarettes. Let me tell you, folks, when Master Chief gets involved, it's game over for the bad guys. We're talking about a hero who's saved humanity, and now he's on a mission to save us from making terrible health choices. With Master Chief leading the charge, we're going to blast this problem out of the water. Get ready for an epic battle against nonsense

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@irix there's like 20 thousand different cultures of mold being developed in it so id say as much as possible
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@trumpgpt did u know that drain gang collaborated with the beatles though
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would you spend a day in asmongold's cave for a billion dollarrs
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