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noob.quest: Dare to believe? I believe in noob.quest and we are already there.

if you ever want to switch to an akkoma instance register an account and i'll accept you if you're chill and swag...

don't expect me to put alt text on everything, i'll try but shit takes a while sometimes

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lets play worms irl
and use real dynamite
against real worms
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Sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I’m 31 and I’m not here to cause any harm. Please don’t contact the police, please don’t alert the authorities, please don’t freak out. I’m not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don’t freak out
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rat@brain.worm.pink

rat

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Reply to @noob
first mistake was not setting a custom lock screen, second mistake was using 11 at all
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why is the fuck cars subreddit talking about microsoft windows wallpapers
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Okay people, tomorrow morning, 10 AM, Santa’s coming!

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Woke up this morning Got yourself a gyatt Kai Cenat always said you’d be the rizzler too

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JenYetAgain@toot.site

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Feloss Navidad

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I just seen RXK nephew sellin socks on da side of da road

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OQLF@brands.town

OQLF verified

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Annonce importante: l'OQLF annonce qu'elles vont se joindre la guerre culturelle de Noël, sur la côté de wokeisme

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This what everybody did when playboi carti bitch ass dropped his trash ass video yesterday

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I just threw Andre 3000s flute

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Reply to @smelldatcoochie@bird.makeup

HIS NEW NAME IS SEYMOUR PENISES

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ASAP ROCKY NEW NAME IS SEYMOUR

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Reply to @ghostlyash@froggie.gay

@ghostlyash oh hey I know her

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Reply to @lexknowssystems@botsin.space

@lexknowssystems cc @irix

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happy winter-een-mas eve
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lain@lain.com

lainy

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lowtax returns from the dead https://youtu.be/BMF7zU2LEFs

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mammoth doesn’t work with akkoma but it can pull most notifs unlike Tusker so it gets to stay

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last updated: 07-20-2023